Funny Spam

So I get a kick out of reading some spam that gets trashed on my blog when I post things and they tickle me, especially when you compare them to what they are posted on.

“Can I just say what a relief to find someone who actually knows what theyre talking about on the internet. You definitely know how to bring an issue to light and make it important. More people need to read this and understand this side of the story. I cant believe youre not more popular because you definitely have the gift.”

This was posted on Part 2 and 3 of my Dexter Fic. DID YOU KNOW that I know what I’m talking about when I’m writing fiction? I mean I’m the  authority and I bring the fiction issue to light! More people need to read my fiction.
Now I don’t disagree with the fact that more people need to read my stuff, because I like to know that people read my blog, but it just entertains me that this was posted. I mean, really? I really know what I’m talking about? I mean, I know I don’t really know what I’m talking about but this just entertains me to all hell.

“Thanks for making such great points. I will need to apply some of them! It for sure aint that easy as the commercials make it seem. You really gotta be highly persistenet and you should never stop trying. The results will show in due time.”

So this was posted on Flaky and not the Wooty kind. I didn’t think I made any points except for self-degradating ones. Thanks for letting me know that I’m GOOD at making myself look really bad.

“Excellent blog you have there, thanks for sharing, iv bookmaked you!”

Thanks! I really appreciate the link to the Macbook page too! Morons. Yeah. I appreciate that you came to my site, took the time to bot a reply and tell me that you’re never coming back. I really appreciate that!

“It takes more thought to come up with a good blog comment then a bad one. For instance, it takes much less brain effort to say “you suck” than to say “I profoundly disagree with the simplistic drivel that has been touted on this networked opinion delivery system.” As evidenced by the number of moronic comments that are left on various blogs, it appears that the majority of blog readers have the cranial capacity of cattle who spend a lot of time defecating in the same pool they drink from.”

I love this one. It is so well put together then so many others. The only problem with this one is that it doesn’t directly reflect anything that it’s posted for. So while cute this one is just another of the millions of spam comments that only entertain me. I really appreciate the fact that it points out that some comments on blogs are moronic. Such a reflective looking on blogging in a whole. Aren’t I a hypocrite?

“Great information! I’ve been looking for something like this for a while now. Thanks!”

Now if I ran an informative blog, maybe something bashing BP or something like that, I would probably really appreciate this spam comment. Unfortunately I have a blog where I complain about things, inform people about my mediocre life. Now if you were coming here to get information about me and get information about things I rant about then you’re shiny. I would love this comment too! Unfortunately this was posted on my Dexter fic (part 3) and has a link to minority loans or something. Not just is it hilarious (obviously my fic information is just so awesome as spam bots keeps telling me so) but I’m obviously not a minority…. I mean I’m the whitest woman possible and I’m pretty sure that divorced mothers aren’t in the minority these days. Love the thought but the bot has got to go!

So I had to post this as I normally read all of the good spam in my box. I might do this more often if I continue to see rather hilarious ones. (brownie points if I find something REALLY good bot bastards) So Yeah. <3 Thanks for reading and I will try to update you all soon. ^_^

About Morrigan

I'm a divorced mother of two trying to find a knack in life. I am unsure if I've found it yet but I'm working on it. It is one of those things that you have to take time to find and unfortunately I'm impatient.
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